So there i was getting ready to leave grandmas house (AKA Moms) and Gunnar comes running up to me and the all infamous fraze comes racing out of his mouth "Dad can I Keep it" he goes on to tell me how he caught it all by him self and it LOVES him and doesn't want to fly away. So me being a genius i reason with him, "I'll tell you what if you open your hand and the bird doesn't fly away then you get keep it" i got him now right, wrong. So he opens his hand and the bird stands up and the stupid thing just stands there. Gunnar smiles up at me and say with a twinkle in his eye "see dad he LOVES me. And then Gunnar starts to climb in my truck WITH THE BIRD. Now you tell me how in the world am i supposta git rid of this bird. after the boys all sit down in the truck WITH THE STUPID BIRD they tell me how they caught it apparently Damon and Gunnar got a couple of big sticks and went out by the pigs. and as you can see they hit a bird and stunned it. I say "Gunnar open your hands again" he does and the bird flies right out the truck window. Problem solved. now there all excited to go back to grandmas and see if they can catch another one.
desire
12 years ago