What do your kids do during the prayer?

Have you ever watched your kids during the prayer? i did today, and it absolutely grossed me out. one of the boys was saying the prayer and i see another one pick his nose and sprinkle it on his cereal. i wanted to yell NNNOOOOOO but it was in the middle of the prayer. he looked up at me and was horrified to see that i knew what he had done. he then very slowly lowered his head and folded his arms. now i may pick my nose from time to time, (i know me pick my nose its hard to believe but my wife can verify if you done believe me.) but we have tried and tried to teach the boys boogers go in the garbage not your MOUTH i thought they under stood that well guess now we need to teach them they don't go in your FOOD either. so the quiz for today is can you guess what boogers taste like.

Sorry about the picture i needed something that had all three of the Suspects in it, the pictures is of us swimming in January at grandmas.

I meen Really

What the heck I thought we were in some sort of Economic crises. And here I am driving to school this morning and (OK sing along with me) I looked out the window and what do i see, no its not popcorn popping on the apricot tree its SIX city on mesa Workers and one police officer (that's seven in total for those of you who might not be so good at Math), now i understand the Officer standing there, that's his job. But what the heck do we all Need to stand around and lean on our shovels and watch that guy work. cause i now of allot of other things they could be doing, if all they do is road repair i bet i could find stuff for them to do for years. but NO what do they do they stand around and the city has to, no WE have to pay they to stand there. On a side note i did yell out my window at them to "GET TO WORK".

Pheasant Hunting with Dad

I got to go Pheasant hunting with my Dad and and brother and a few others. It wasn't what I thouhgt it was going to be, but it was an awsome time. We watched them plant the birds, then to watch the dogs go and find the birds was cool allby its self. Then one by one we brought em down. we hit 48 out of 50 birds and got. THANKS DAD.

Space Ranger

I could of sworn that my Fawny was sitting next to me. She even got some sort of score, maybe Zurg got her. I'll get her back. Being a Space Ranger is something that I have always wanted to be and now knowing that I am ranked #2 as a space ranger, I thing Buzz Lightyear must of just barely beaten me. But its OK he's getting up there in years so he needs to win sometimes I love this ride

You are so beautifull to me

There was this one time at Rendezvous camp were i got to make out with the most pertyest, good lookingest, sexyest woman I could find and wouldn't ya know it, she even likes camo. Love you Fawny!!!

Ya know what really pisses me off

Ya know what really piss me off. We'll last night I had pancakes, bacon and eggs. The boys thought it was great, we all sat there and chowed down on breakfast for dinner and then headed out to The Golden Spoon to get a little sompin sompin. And wouldn't ya know it as soon as I tasted one of the boys ice cream I didn't feel right so I went out side and puked a little bit. I went back inside and sat down only to get up and run out and puke my guts out right in front of a car. Think about it, your left hand is on the hood of the car your right hand is on your guts and a putrid stream of stuff is rocketing out of your mouth and there in the middle of your third and hopefully last heave the car started up and backed out and drives away. At this point, really what would you do.

4 Truths in Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.








2. Everyone, after reading the first truth, will try it.





3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.





4. You're smiling now because YOU tried it.
I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed some company...

My Homework

Then and Now

When i was growing up i actually used the fraze "my dog ate my homework", i didn't quite finish my homework that day so i thought if i just eat the bottom of it and claim my dog did it then i might just get a couple more days to get it done. it didn't work.

Last night after finishing my homework (AKA drawing with CHOCOLATE) after i was through with what i needed to do Fawn and i used the rest of the chocolate to draw on a plate we drew pictures and wrote dirty little notes to each other it was great fun. Then this mornin Gunner came into my bedroom to talk to me and he already had a dirty face. Now really, would you think anything about a dirty face when you first get up in the mornin, well neither did i. As i started cleaning my mess up that i made last night i noticed that there was somthin wrong with my home work. I never thought i would ever say "my son ate my homework" but hey there's a first for everything right. That's right Gunner went to town on the plate and had just started picking at my homework. What do you think my chef is going to say when i tell her "my son ate my homework". I just hope she doesn't laugh her head of.

My schools better than your school.

When I said I would never go back to school again I never thought of this. Did you know that you can pay out a butt-load of money and go to school to lean how to cook cool stuff. I started looking through my phone and realized that I had a couple of pics of things that I have made in the last month or two, and how fair would it be for me not to show you what I can make now. I just thought you might like to see what I can do.

The passing of a friend

Don't you just hate it when your showering and the water just won't go down the drain. Ok so this is freakin gross I know, but after 30 minutes and the water still hadn't drained all the way I figured I had better do something about it. So I went out to me tool bag, got my needle nose pliers and pulled out the most disgusting thing in the wold out of the drain. I think at one time it must of been a small monkey or something. I buried it in the back yard and the boys had a small yet lovely funeral for that thing. I hope I never see another one again.